Totally Not Jordan

now ive never been shot but i have bitten down on a vertical dorito and stepped on lego in the dark

why is honey dill so fuCKING GOOD

edennova:

unironically-ironic:

edentimm:

i dont exist so you can find me attractive and acceptable

I really love this

THE NOTES

WHO DID THE THING

im legit gonna throw up UH

I’LL BE JOHNNY AND YOU CAN BE LISA

maybe yahoo bought tumblr because theyre used to this shit

hitlervevo:

i cant stop making these help

Simple Plan - I’m Just a Kid
Nickelback - How You Remind Me

Barry Manilow - Mandy
Eiffel 65 - Blue (Da Ba Dee)

am i the only one who thinks Arrested Development sometimes looks like a live-action Archer